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  • A Potato
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    There's always a fire warning every 4th of July, and it's only once a year. So let us celebrate our freedom.

  • Nothaut
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    Fireworks are overrated anyways. I haven't been amazed by exploding colorful shit since I was really young and stupid. The bar of stimulus is set very high nowadays thanks to the internet.

    That being said, have you ever seen pornos in ultra-high-definition 4K @ 60fps? Now that's a spectacle to behold. The government should just buy really nice projectors and show good scene compilations of "Lusty Space Sluts Fuck Amok" in the sky. I'll even settle for 1080p.

    If we have federally-approved same sex marriage, expensive health care fees for riding in an ambulance, a black president, cops that shoot you when you wave "hi" to them, and the 1/2 pound Most American Thickburger®, we should goddamn well show giant holographic sluts in the sky on the day when T-Rex Jesus Washington declared independence of our ancient sacred land from those communist terrorist Nazi tea-sipping British redcoats.

  • Nerdy Nerd
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    i dont like when they make the the fireworks sound real big at night cuz what if someone was sleeping at that night it could give them a heart attack

  • Pie 4life
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    Why can't people be smart ? we can have a firework show in a wallmart parking lot if anyone noticed its all pavment and nothing that can burn.