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  • eyon brown
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    This is the conversation that the Madden developers had when coming up with the idea for the aggressive catch. This is probably kind of accurate.

    Developer #1: Okay, what are we going to do about facecatching?

    Developer #2: Nothing. We're gonna make it available to all people and we're gonna sell it as a new feature in the game. Call it the aggressive catch and we're golden.

    Developer #1: Won't that stand out too much?

    Developer #2: No. Just put two other "new" catches in the game to go along with it, and you're good.

    Developer #1: That's genius!

    Developer #3: Wait, what about skill?

    Developer #2: Skill? What do you mean?

    Developer #3: You know, actually running a scheme to get down the field instead of throwing face catches to Dez, Calvin, Julio, or any other great receiver?

    Developer #2: That's funny. Look, forget about schemes and just think about the new design for Madden 15. Did you figure out what you're gonna call it?

    Developer #1: We're calling it "Madden 16". It's the same game, just with some "new features" that are essentially re-named old features.

    Developer #3: You're ripping off the buyers…again.

    Developer #2: You're fired. Forget the buyers! We're gonna milk as much money out of this draft champion stuff as we can before we have to design a new case and call it Madden 17. There's no competition, anyway. We win regardless.

  • KILLINGitSINCE
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    Has anyone noticed that Anto is becoming a sort of "sellout" in a way? I mean we all know that streaks are looking super fucking broken, in fact half of the comments on his Madden 16 videos are people saying that streaks are broken, and he hasnt addressed this at all. Anto is on EA's dick im afraid…